The If You’re Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee is the state’s Major League Baseball franchise. The If You’re Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee play their home games at Chase Field. They are one of the youngest franchises in Major League Baseball. The If You’re Going To Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee is also the only Major League Baseball team with a retractable roof.
Some people express themselves with words. You? You let the eye rolls do the talking. This snarky, sarcastic tee is perfect for those moments when life (or people) just don’t get it. Made from 5.3 oz. of 100% cotton, it’s soft enough for all-day wear and durable enough to survive your daily dose of side-eye.
Classic fit Because sass should be comfortable
Taped neck and shoulders Extra strength for those dramatic exits
Tear-away label No distractions when you’re serving looks
Throw it on, roll your eyes, and go about your business. Because some things just aren’t worth the energy of a full response.